I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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