I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Your tits are I can't wait for
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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