I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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