This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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