that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
