why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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