Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He has the fingertips of a God
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