I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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