So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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