He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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