Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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