there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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