No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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