How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Sorry about my life...
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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