They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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