Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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