Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
of course. lets lasso hookers.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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