He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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