you guys were way drunker than both of me
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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