I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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