I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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