The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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