whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I will be naked everywhere
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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