I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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