I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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