Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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