the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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