I need help removing her.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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