Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
he just fucked me for my cheese..
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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