it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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