1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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