i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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