There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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