It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
one might say we're banned from that church
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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