How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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