I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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