I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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