Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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