she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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