i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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