I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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