he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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