from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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