I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
