Yo dont text me then not text me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
