He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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