yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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