dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I just found puke in my bra..
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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