You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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