so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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